Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
The best revenge is premature balding
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
this is an emotional support booty call
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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