i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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