Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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