some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
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How external is "for external use only"?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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