She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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