but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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