so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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