He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Someone came in the potted fern
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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