Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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