How'd it feel making her break her religion?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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