When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My pussy is not your playground.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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