every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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