do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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