My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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