he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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