last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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