Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
