I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Can you bring me the toilet please
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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