Sry I called you an 8
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
not ubering you a puppy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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