A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Me too!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I love you. Go after that dick
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
