found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's rum buckets o'clock
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
