I accidentally had phone sex last night
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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