It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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