actually, I'm a sock model
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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