Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
please come you make the beer taste better
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
The Olympian is in my bed
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