My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
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He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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