8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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