My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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