I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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