And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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