He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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