i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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