I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
MIDGETS
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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