The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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