I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have tasted many bathrooms
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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