and you said cock pushups were impossible
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
