shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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