spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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