This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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