It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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