just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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