My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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