You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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