nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
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