We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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