Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
