Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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