He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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