Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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