drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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