forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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