Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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