My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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