This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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